I bid you goodluck on your quest, Master Pika, I thank thee for the oppertunity of becoming a ruler, I thank thee for your teachings, but I am one who rules from the darkness, I am part of the darkness itself, there's no way for me to rule a country in the light of day, unless I can rule from the shadows, rule the world of MLP (Equestria?) from a place unknown to the world! That is what I am and how I will rule! Do you still allow me to rule, Master Pika?
I will spread the teachings of the cookie and milk and hope they go along like peanut butter and frog legs.